Archie Baldprize, a croupier with the Federal treasury.
Would Matias please meet Archie at Gate 4?
Mr Arlo Sailor, News Sub-editor.
Bryan has apparently lost contact with reality.
Mr Desmond Traction. Fear Maintenance Officer.
In the unlikely event of a budget, an oxygen mask will drop from the compartment above your seat.
Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Minister.
Defence Policy 1, Industry policy 0. Team Australia had a bye this week.
Bill Shorten, House Prefect.
Would the Parents of a Lost Labor Party Please Contact Reception.
An Extremely Senior Australian Treasury Official.
Smallest Achievement by an Actor in a Series of Financial Performances.
Mr Tim Astraya, Asparagus farmer.
The prize will jackpot, since Tim has declined to participate.
Mr Desmond Gruntled, Financial Projectionist.
And Des is Comfortably Through to the Next Round
An Important Government Functionary. One of many.
All stand now for Hymn Number 604 ‘Oh Lord, How Long Must This Go On’
Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Minister.
Clive Likes Tony. Tony Likes Clive. Nobody Likes Joe.