Mr John Clarke

We had a fantastic response to the Easter quiz and we thank everyone who entered. The winner was Donna Buang, of Donna Buang. A fine effort Donna. Well done. For the record, the answers were as follows:

  1. False. Anna Meares has never been the Premier of Queensland. If ever they turn it into a sprint event, however, stand well back.

  2. True. The picture shows Bogman, who was trapped in a bog in northern Europe for over a thousand years. Craig Thompson just doesn’t get out much at the moment.

  3. False. It is not illegal in Victoria to generate electricity using solar technology. The burning of fossil fuels is simply considered by the government to be better for the environment.

  4. False. The Australian open water swimming champs are not held annually during the Oxford Cambridge boat race. There was a clash of dates this year but organizers are confident they can sort it out.

  5. True. This has already been leaked so there can be no harm in announcing it. The 2012 Brownlow Medal has been won by Hamish Blake.

  6. False. They did not elect a new Pope in Altona on Tuesday. A chemical store went up. The fire was attended by two appliances and has been contained.

  7. The picture shows an avocado, a pumpkin, a sherrin and Paul Howes (right)

  8. True. There is a dispute going on in the football pages although technically The Malthouse Theatre is a building in Sturt Street.

  9. False. The government has never left The Grand Prix out on the nature strip over a long weekend in the hope that someone might take it. This wouldn’t work anyway. People aren’t idiots.

  10. False. The U S Masters is not a baby contest. Bubba Watson is not actually an infant. He is a drate big man.

  11. This was a trick question. It was a debate in the sense that Richard Dawkins was debating George Pell but not in the sense that George Pell was debating Richard Dawkins.

  12. True. Barnaby Joyce is looking for a lower house seat, the better to expound his vision for Australia.

  13. False. The photograph shows Campbell Newman. Alfred E Newman is a cartoon character.

  14. True. The government has managed to secure the Logies for Victoria, for 5 years. There will be 5 live broadcasts and, as with this year’s, each will last a year.

  15. False. At no stage has the Collingwood Football Club ever come into contact with an iceberg while crossing the Atlantic.

  16. True. The Victorian government has commissioned a secret report on where it has put its anti-corruption inquiry.

  17. True. Clive Palmer’s company performed very poorly last year, declaring a loss and paying no tax whatever. Somehow Clive managed to retain his role as manager.

  18. The embattled Health Services Union is not the EHSU. It is the embattled HSU.

  19. True. Robert Doyle is standing for a second term as Lord Mayor of Melbourne. Let joy be unconfined.

  20. True. The federal government has a majority of one and is united by a lack of confidence in either of its leaders. The opposition also has two leaders and similarly one of them deposed the other. All share, as their first and abiding priority, a burning desire to serve you.