Mr John Clarke

We had a fantastic response to our Olympics Quiz and we thank everyone who entered. The winner was Grant Ville, of Grantville. Excellent work Grant. For the record, the answers were as follows:

  1. True. During the Olympic Opening ceremony’s re-enactment of the Industrial Revolution, the slave trade, which funded Britain’s rise as a world power, was being re-enacted under the ground.

  2. True. Channel 9’s Olympic coverage was very confident beforehand but failed a dope test and never looked like qualifying.

  3. False. The expression ‘Back with moron Olympic news after the break’ was not used at any stage. You might have misheard ‘Back with more on Olympic news after the break.’

  4. True. The CBA advertising campaign was based on the idea that the letter T is the difference between CAN and CAN’T. Sadly, however, it is the difference between CAN and CANT.

  5. False. A listing of Australia’s gold medallists is better done after the Olympics than before they start.

  6. True. A ray warren is a shallow tunnel down which all light disappears.

  7. False. The picture shows Ye Shiwen. ‘The Chinese lass in lane 4’ is not an acceptable answer.

  8. True. For the first few days of the Olympics the big story was the failure of the host nation to win a gold medal. The big story by the end of the second week was that they’d won 29. Both stories worked well.

  9. False. There is no song called ‘Eton Dorney’. Perhaps you’re thinking of ‘Nessun Dorma’, the famous Puccini aria about a rowing venue.

  10. Correct. To do something rayhadley is to do it without sufficient knowledge.

  11. False. Usain Bolt was not running a victory lap. He simply needs room to slow down.

  12. False. The official Australian team clothing is their Uniform. Clobber refers to casual wear and Dressage is an equestrian discipline.

  13. True, although the name of the sport is not Arses Ahoy. It is called Beach Volleyball.

  14. True. Jessica Ennis will be made a dame. Other recipients of honours will include Sir Mo Farah, Sir Boris Johnson and Sir Brownlee Brothers.

  15. True. With one gold medal, three silver and a bronze, Alicia Coutts finished well ahead of India, Greece, Serbia, Belgium or Finland.

  16. True. Argentina whose population is double that of Australia and who have won the FIFA World Cup twice and have two tennis players in the top ten, won one gold medal.

  17. False. The Olympics Coverage and ‘Badness’ are two separate programmes.

  18. No. New Zealanders are not interested in sport. Talk to them about the weather. Do not mention sport to them at all. Ever. Especially not rowing.

  19. True. The Closing Ceremony must be due to finish soon.

  20. True. It is proposed that Australia should better target the Olympic sports it does best in. Australia will henceforth therefore concentrate on sailing and women’s events.